British-Lit Prof: And so, let’s see. You guys [she’s from New Orleans, that’s why she doesn’t say y’all] have no class next Friday, it’s a reading day.
Assorted Students, murmuring amongst themselves: Good Friday? Is that Good Friday?
Prof, waving hands: No. It’s a reading day.
Students: Yeah, but isn’t that Good Friday?
Prof, still waving hands, and nodding head emphatically: No no no. It’s a reading day. The university is very specific about that.